lil wayne just signed paris Hilton to cash money records ???????
I just feel really passionate about this picture
my lip gloss is poppin
— Charles Bukowski (via stelison)
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCkI JUST PISSED MYSLEF
ok i need to get a fucking Vine
i can’t breathe!!!!!