May 2013
“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via sssmmk)
armenianweezy:
lil wayne just signed paris Hilton to cash money records ???????
“I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going...”
– Charles Bukowski (via stelison)
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
pastthemoonandthestars:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
askinnyblackman:
knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿)
thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
“So pale was she her blood must be milk”
– Small Island - Andrew Levy (via qodless)
“I like people too much or not at all.”
– Sylvia Plath (via usskeletonsinthecloset)
cosrnos:
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
drunktrophywife:
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
cosmopanther:
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
yourlocalcatbug:
dear god i want the d. i need the d. i’ll do anything, i’ll suck up, i’ll beg, i will work for it. my friends say i could’ve done better but it’s too late now. i really can’t fail this class.
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
rlymax:
it should rain hash browns
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”
– Sylvia Plath (via ohbabyitsnatalie)
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
I look like
Yes
And you look like
No
“DJ Khaled”
– DJ Khaled’s entire performance at the school talent show (via iwishlilbwasmygrandpa)
Listen
Listen
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you
